That awkward moment when the weirdest girl of your school gets a boyfriend, and you’re still forever alone.
A mother passing by her daughter’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, “Mom.” With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
apparently, twilight is ‘so popular’ because teenagers can relate to it.
oh yeah, i remember that time when i was a vampire.
When someone takes a bad photo of you..
Give me the fuckin’ camera!!
or they will be like i deleted it already and you’re like . .
Then a couple days later you see it on facebook and you’re like . .
